How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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how may i help you

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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