What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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