Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Jerry.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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I was once a hamster.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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