- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

racism...deal with it!

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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