Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Jovan

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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