- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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