What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Black Friday

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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u suck

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Scott Gomez

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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