Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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