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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

kesha is a virgin.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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