- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

why did the man die? he had cancer

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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