- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Black people stink of shite!

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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