A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why was the woman?

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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