You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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