try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Why was the gay guy sad?

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

This statement is false.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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