- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Your future.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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