thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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