Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

VAGINA.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Your Mom

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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