- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

hey, my names mark.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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