- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Bacon is delcious.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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