- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

I regret everything.....

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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