- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

I can count to potato.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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