Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What's red, blue & green all over?

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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