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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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identical jokes get different votes.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Xzibit

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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