What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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bologna

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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