Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What's circular and round A circle

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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