- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a cactus, why?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Do you love me? No.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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