What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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People with cancer.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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