What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

A ginger was with his friends

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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