Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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