- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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