- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

YOU

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

FIONN'S LIFE

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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