What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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This is not a joke

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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