Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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