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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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