- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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