How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What happen? Idk...

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Women drivers...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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