What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Joke.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Anti Joke

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