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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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