What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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