- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Your Mom

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Choir.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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