- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

children burning

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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