- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

women's rights

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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