Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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