why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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