- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

My penis is big... not.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Safe sex MR

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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