- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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