A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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01010010001010010100100101001001010010100100100100100100100100100100100100010010101010101010101011010101010110010101010 Dolphin

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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