2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What comes after 69? 70

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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everyone dislike this

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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This sentence is a lie.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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