- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Has u seen my grammar?

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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