What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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which one is easiest

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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cancer

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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