what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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My friend harris is fat.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Nick Cannon

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Elizabeth Warren

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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