whats good about poland... fukk all

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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A man killed himself.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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You read the Terms of Service.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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