- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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