- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

give me a thumbs up

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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