- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Knock Know! Come in!

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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