- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Your face

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Women's rights...

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Your social life.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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