- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

You will not press the like button.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

guess what chicken butt

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??