There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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sharks

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Basically copying you.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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