Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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GONNA

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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17

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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