- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

whats the best thing about polio...death

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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