Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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