- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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