How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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William wright is Gay

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Oh s***

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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everybody loves raymond

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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