The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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