Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Anti Joke

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