Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

I was once a hamster.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

kcuf read it backwards

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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