Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Where's my tractor?

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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12 in general

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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