- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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