- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Hey, Max!!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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