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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

wanna here a joke? you.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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