- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Tucker Rivera

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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