- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

2 + 2 = fish

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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