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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

7+5=12

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit