Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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mark is religion

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Anti Joke

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