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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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