What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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are you gay does your mom know

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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