i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What happen? Idk...

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Anti Joke

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