Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Rick santorum

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

Anti Joke

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