A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Justin Bieber hits puberty

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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