- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

White men's rights

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

stuarts mum

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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