- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

this is not a joke.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Bean.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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