- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

a horse walks into a blender ow

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

just in time?

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

British Dentistry

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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