two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

a horse walks into a blender ow

what's funnier than hell? heaven

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

just in time?

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

a person who will soon die of beeties

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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