kesha is a virgin.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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I woke up today

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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everybody loves raymond

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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