- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What did the car do? CRASH!

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

A baby seal walks into a club.

British Dentistry

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

I'm Batman.

The MLS

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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