A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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What time is it? 20:45.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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