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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

bees knees

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.