you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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