Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Girls soccer

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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