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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

Whats the difference between a frog?

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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