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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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