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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Basically copying you.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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