giddy goat

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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how did the man die he didnt

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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