- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Punching a baby

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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