A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

its snowing on mount fuji

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Church.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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