- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

I have suicidal thoughts

kill yourself

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Why did the dog eat poop?

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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