- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

david what a baghead

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Bumsniffer

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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