CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

U mad?

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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