- Anti Joke

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Your mother is average.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused